when you sleep over a friend's house, and there is only one bed and you don't feel like sleeping on the floor. So you lay facing one direction, next to each other and your friend faces the opposite back to back, your feet next to your friends face, representing the number 96. It is very awkward.
Guy 1: So how was your sleepover at Derrick's house last night?
Guy 2: Horrible, he has a wood floor that I couldn't sleep on, so i had to sleep on his bed, with him in the 96 position.
Guy 1: damn...
Guy 2: Horrible, he has a wood floor that I couldn't sleep on, so i had to sleep on his bed, with him in the 96 position.
Guy 1: damn...
by ombop48 November 11, 2010
by bharat.tanaya May 31, 2021
(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks
After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.
by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002
The exact opposite of 69 usually takes place after a failed 69 in which the couple turn and face opposite of each thus 96
by Jikeeee April 1, 2009
Its like 69, but instead of getting hot and heavy, your getting a divorce and your family is falling apart.
I think this is it for me and Janice, we did The "96" last night.
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up
You should try The "Ringo Star" it'll spice things back up
by MIdget Master4 February 21, 2022
Person 1: Wanna 69 later babe?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: My bad, wanna 96?
Person 2: LMAO yea
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: My bad, wanna 96?
Person 2: LMAO yea
by ABCENTMINDED68 December 19, 2019
mike "hey, I was with shaniqua when I realised we were both double jointed so we had a 96"
travis "what did that look like"
shaniqua "I have no idea"
travis "what did that look like"
shaniqua "I have no idea"
by harry the poop May 17, 2009