A capable 4x4 that usually gets nissans out of mud and has more balls than any bloke on the earth
U wont belive it mate. The nissans bogged again. No problems mate the 79 series will pull u out.
by 79 series Land Cruiser January 23, 2018
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"No need for a 79" translates to "I can't afford a 79 Series Landcruiser".
There are so many butthurt 4wd owners that are so jealous that they can't afford to own the best 4wd on the Australian market.
$110k vehicle and can't adjust my mirrors from the drivers seat.....No need for a 79!

450,000klms on the clock and its still worth $50k!! No need for a 79!
by Black as January 19, 2021
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the art of sitting on one others ass and shitting in each others ass and then performing anal sex or {toe anal}after
"man we did the 79 position last night and i still feel retained pieces"
by Toe anal June 12, 2018
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An phrase to say suck on these nuts

in french the number 79 is ....soixante-dix-neuf.... (Suck on- dhis-nuts)

originated in East Orange,New Jersey

also 79 french these..however you want
Teacher:You kids need to stop being stupid and direspecful
youve got detention!

Kid1:79 french me

Kid2:LOL haha...i cant bileve you just said that
by =N' November 21, 2009
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The true name of the wonder weapon on the call of duty zombies map "Shangra-la" that everyone calls the baby gun
Player 1: Yo I just got the 31-79 JGb215 out of the mystery box!
Player 2: How the fuck do you know that
by DeAthWisH00123 July 3, 2020
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An over priced, under powered Toyota ute. Has V8 turbo diesel engine which sounds tough but most 4 cylinder turbo deisel engine utes on the market are much quicker and more capable offroad.

Most owners need a loan to fix it when there are engine problems.

An owner needs to spend at least an extra $50k on it to make it a capable offroad vehicle.

Also known as a Mahindra

When it comes to beach work they need a Mitsubishi Triton in pursuit to pull it out.
"I own a 79 series landcruiser, well the bank does. Balloon payment? What's that!!! Hopefully dad will pay it for me."

"I wish I had a cruiser with a 1HD-FTE not this 1VD-FTV junk."

Owner: " what! I need to replace injectors. How much is that gonna cost me?"

Mechanic: "best part of $10k"
by Bundylover February 18, 2021
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Similar to them sex position known as 69, but the dude is 10 yrs older than the woman.
The best part about being a doctor is I get to 79 all of the nursing students.
by Doc_Z April 6, 2019
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