(noun) A large shit, that when shat, feels like you are passing a 9-ball from your
ass. A 9-ball takes an extraordinary amount of force to pass.
Common injuries that occur from dropping a 9-ball include but are not limited to: sphincter tears,
busted blood vessels in the eyes, hernias, bloody nose, and in rare cases death.
GUY 1: "Hey man, where've ya been? Your wings are
cold."
GUY 2: "I had to drop a 9-
ball!"
GUY 1: "Well that explains the limp and the
blood."