guy 1: dude i tried so hard to get laid at the club last night but i was just too drunk
guy 2: really?what did you do when you got back home then? You had all night reserved at the hotel.
guy 1: i just went back to the hotel, lit some candles, dimmed the lights and 9 or 6ed myself all night
guy 2: dude if you took a drink of my soda after that i swear to god i will kill you
guy 2: really?what did you do when you got back home then? You had all night reserved at the hotel.
guy 1: i just went back to the hotel, lit some candles, dimmed the lights and 9 or 6ed myself all night
guy 2: dude if you took a drink of my soda after that i swear to god i will kill you
by steve the devil August 17, 2008
When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023
by dessnom November 01, 2019
by luukneero December 30, 2019
is mathematical expression/equation sex that means two
general mathematical symbols or expressions, numbers, etc
general mathematical symbols or expressions, numbers, etc
√99: What (so)up guys, I was (6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69 with (34,5 x 4)
Plus Symbol (+):What is that??
3:Go to urban dicionary to see lol
Plus Symbol (+):What is that??
3:Go to urban dicionary to see lol
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem May 26, 2021
Boom!
by Seagulls Of Satan August 03, 2008
My great times 1000 grandpa is /?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaApPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7 & 6^5%4$3#2@1!`~
by Lukeiamyourweirduncle February 11, 2022