8th of November 

On the 8th of November, you can kick your shortest friend 1000 times. If they die it's not my fault.

Me: Hey it's the 8th of November!
Friend: What.
Me: *kicks the shortest friend to Uranus*

8th of November by urlocaldrugdealer November 6, 2019

8th of november 

shag your best friend day

if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up

hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day

hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways

jonathan: me too lets go ;)

8th of november by do it gurl ;) November 8, 2020

8th of November 

Who gives a fuck day a day when you don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything just don’t give a fuck

Oh today is the 8th of November national i don’t give a fuck day

Really bc I don’t give a fuck

8th of November by Bobcat&plasticbag October 14, 2021

8th of November 

The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.

Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!

8th of November by Rhianna Davis December 22, 2019