8th of November 

On the 8th of November, you can kick your shortest friend 1000 times. If they die it's not my fault.

Me: Hey it's the 8th of November!
Friend: What.
Me: *kicks the shortest friend to Uranus*

8th of November by urlocaldrugdealer November 6, 2019

8th of november 

shag your best friend day

if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up

hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day

hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways

jonathan: me too lets go ;)

8th of november by do it gurl ;) November 8, 2020

8th of November 

Who gives a fuck day a day when you don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything just don’t give a fuck

Oh today is the 8th of November national i don’t give a fuck day

Really bc I don’t give a fuck

8th of November by Bobcat&plasticbag October 14, 2021

8th of November 

The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.

Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!

8th of November by Rhianna Davis December 22, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004