8th of November 

On the 8th of November, you can kick your shortest friend 1000 times. If they die it's not my fault.

Me: Hey it's the 8th of November!
Friend: What.
Me: *kicks the shortest friend to Uranus*

8th of November by urlocaldrugdealer November 6, 2019

8th of november 

shag your best friend day

if a boy or a girl shag i don’t make the rules up

hayley: what day is it today?
jonathan: it’s the 8th of november which means it’s national shag your best friend day

hayley: what really ? well i have liked you for a while anyways

jonathan: me too lets go ;)

8th of november by do it gurl ;) November 8, 2020

8th of November 

Who gives a fuck day a day when you don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything just don’t give a fuck

Oh today is the 8th of November national i don’t give a fuck day

Really bc I don’t give a fuck

8th of November by Bobcat&plasticbag October 14, 2021

8th of November 

The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.

Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!

8th of November by Rhianna Davis December 22, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019