person: hey did you know that it’s 11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020?
person 2: it’s W H A T ? !
by AmNow January 7, 2022
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A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.
“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”

“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
by Buster Highamen November 17, 2019
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Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?

Tbone:. You been 69'd her?

Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
by TheCav August 16, 2019
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One of The most ghetto queens schools. Would Not recommend as a middle school. Mad treeshes, fights almost everyday, bum ass teachers, weave always in the hallway when there’s a girl fight, mad dykes, but we always find a way to get lit.
Bro what school you going to? I might go to I.S. 59.
by 59 reader May 17, 2020
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A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.
“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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A fucking 7 teacher with super shiney bald head.
The sunlight reflected on 59's head made me blind.
by Mymamaisgay November 9, 2019
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