A man that keeps his dick in his jeans, untill the weekend comes and he wips it out on Sunday, and takes care of his lady. He treats his dick like a classic car, only out on the weekends.
Hey man its the weekend, yes it is time to take out the "57Chevy" and satisfy my woman.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.