5 speed 

When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck.

Even was about to get a hand job but the girl just gave him a 5 speed!

5 speed by JohnSal April 1, 2009

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

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jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005