Definitions by Hoolia
ITN
We went to this bar in Williamsburg that was so ITN it didn't have a name and you had to climb down through a hole in the sidewalk to get there.
The universal number. Look for it and you'll see it everywhere. Movies, adresses, and particularly, the sample card for American Express.
Canadia
The country directly north of the USA. Typically called "Canada" but we decided it must be "Canadia" and "Canadians" or "Canada" and Canadans" and "Canadia" sounds so much spiffier.
I have to go visit relatives in Canadia.