sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please
A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please
If u dontrespect your better half than this day will show it.
Do everything as your lover say and the other day switch.
Student: why u dont buy him this for 2nd December
Other student: because i dont love him
This means that u have to buy everything for only this day.
International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.
International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.