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A person who is to messed up to be a tard or a tard and a half....they are a 2tard....mostly funny to have a conversation with and point and laugh at.
bob- "look at that 2tard!"
jim-"what is a 2tard?"
bob-"It's that guy who is ductaped to the lamp post over there talking to his left shoe."
2Tard by Lama_anda March 6, 2009
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Is when you put 2 fingers up and act like a fuckin boss
#2arda like a boss
2arda by swifty November 22, 2014
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A sarcastic statement that suggests that the actual event/action/concept isn't very challenging to grasp or perform, and moreso aims to critique someone (sometimes oneself) for their inability to do something relatively easy.
a)

Person 1 is tries to drink a soda and misses their mouth, spilling their drink all over their shirt.
Person 2: Wow! Drinking soda 2hard!

b)

Person 1 is chatting to Person 2 online:
Person 1: Their over at your house, then?
Person 1: There*
Person 1: Thet're**
Person 1: AHH! pkofspgokdfg
Person 2: Lol you okay?
Person 1: SPELLING 2HARD.
2hard by Dumpcats January 19, 2011
2Yard... The greatest streamer on the Planet- Sun Tzu Art of war
2Yard... The greatest streamer on the Planet- Sun Tzu Art of war
2Yard by JimmyCooksRice January 29, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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