2Tard

A person who is to messed up to be a tard or a tard and a half....they are a 2tard....mostly funny to have a conversation with and point and laugh at.

bob- "look at that 2tard!"
jim-"what is a 2tard?"
bob-"It's that guy who is ductaped to the lamp post over there talking to his left shoe."

2Tard by Lama_anda March 6, 2009

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2arda

Is when you put 2 fingers up and act like a fuckin boss

#2arda like a boss

2arda by swifty November 22, 2014

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2Tard • 2arda • 2hard • 2Yard • 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

2hard

A sarcastic statement that suggests that the actual event/action/concept isn't very challenging to grasp or perform, and moreso aims to critique someone (sometimes oneself) for their inability to do something relatively easy.

a)

Person 1 is tries to drink a soda and misses their mouth, spilling their drink all over their shirt.
Person 2: Wow! Drinking soda 2hard!

b)

Person 1 is chatting to Person 2 online:
Person 1: Their over at your house, then?
Person 1: There*
Person 1: Thet're**
Person 1: AHH! pkofspgokdfg
Person 2: Lol you okay?
Person 1: SPELLING 2HARD.

2hard by Dumpcats January 19, 2011

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2Yard

2Yard... The greatest streamer on the Planet- Sun Tzu Art of war

2Yard by JimmyCooksRice January 29, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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