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24th of june 

the 24th of june is the day where u give a blowjob to the last person u hooked up with
Tom: Hey sarah it’s june the 24th and we hooked up last night ;)

Sarah: So?

Tom: the 24th of june is the day where u give the last night person u hooked up with a blowjob
24th of june by fliptonipto June 24, 2021

the 24th of june 

if you are born on this day,you are the most perfect person i have seen,you are amazing and perfect you tbh deserve the world and you are probably getting a lot of bullshit you do not deserve,you are extremely precious to a lot of people including me,please don't ever give up,the world is boring without you.
Friend:"when's your birthday?"
You:" the 24th of june "
Friend:"MARRY ME!!!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008