2020 That 

A word phrase used to describe something that may hold some truth, yet the time for that truth to remain valid has expired and therefore one using the word term would deem it null and void.

My friend of 20+ years just told us his REAL first name. I had no idea his middle name wasn't his first name. Our friend group agrees, his personality is totally aligned with his middle name, not his first name. While a lovely name, we "2020'd that".

Another example...
I went to the store for my curb side pick up order that I placed 1.5 hrs. ago because I received notification "my order was ready". However, upon arrival, the store front was black as night and totally closed. They adjusted their store hours to reflect the latest state mandated "Phased" social requirements. My bad for trying to support local businesses. 2020 that.

2020 That by RosemarySailboat January 7, 2021

That's just so 2020! 

"That's just so 2020!" I propose this phrase enter the lexicon - not as in "This is so 20th century!" meaning "retro" or "old fashioned," but as one friend, M.A., said, "Do you mean that it's like all the other wild crap that has happened this year? As in, 'Get in line, Whale, your issue is not special.'"? Yes, that. Exactly that.

"A humpback whale took a wrong turn in Australia and ended up in crocodile-infested waters? That's just so 2020!"

That's just so 2020! by HJ-Tex September 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016