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2 Weeks
A trash game called Fortnite and it's a game that lasted for 2 weeks and then it died out. Hence the term "Fortnight"
2 Weeks by Savageman30004728883929 October 4, 2019
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2 weeks to flatten the curve
A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
2 weeks to flatten the curve by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021
9 1/2 weeks
a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
9 1/2 weeks by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
Hair putting in 2 weeks notice
Hair putting in 2 weeks notice by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021
2 more weeks
Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon
The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
2 more weeks by bearfrog January 20, 2022
2 Week Theory
The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!
Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."
-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."
-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory
2 Week Theory by JaHi October 30, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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