2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

2 for 1

2 Players out for the price of one.

In a five-man paintball tournament, if you are caught wiping a blatant hit, they pull a two-for-one. You and two other teammates are thrown out of that match.

Dude, you noob! That 2 for 1 cost us the tourny! OMG, I'm gonna kill you!

by Bl33t July 26, 2006

2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

by Dale Wolf December 22, 2022

2 for 1 Rule

A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.

Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.

by logeatloco0082 September 22, 2017

2 for 1 cannibalism

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.

Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.

by nuttery November 6, 2017

2 for 1 walkout

When people realize that the restaurant/bistro they enter doesn't have the buy one meal and get another meal for free deal on. So they proceed to make up an excuse and leave the premises.

The chef, the mailman and the venue manager all had a laugh when four people walked in and couldn't get free meals so they did a 2 for 1 walkout.

by DeeCee73 March 7, 2011

2 for 1 deal

When you got the girl or guy you wanted but you also got their sibling or friend as well.

Floyd: So I've got Michelle, but I've also got her sister Natalia as well.
Tony: That's an awesome 2 for 1 deal, bro.

by berserker blabbermouth June 14, 2017