2 September

the day the dumbest, craziest crackhead was born. but everyone loves them because they are just so amazing.

Pippa: Hey, what's up with her?
Sophie: She's a 2 September baby
Pippa: Oh, that explains a lot

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The day when men start dating the girl they want and only want

Eg: Zayana will you be my gf on this day 2 September 2025

2 September by Ahem/5?:4 September 1, 2025

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September 2

National Short People Day. Anyone who is shorter than 5’5” gets $5. Don’t lie, pass that green goodness to your fellow midgets.

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The very best and most intelligent people were born. They are very dashing and one of a kind.

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The birthday of legends, champions, and big tiddy girls

“Big Tiddy Tabitha was born on September 2, what a legend.”

September 2 by Bungus October 16, 2019

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Baddest bitches of all bitches. they the meanest bitches alive but also the finest. don’t mess with them you’ll regret it

awl there go that girl. she was born on september 2nd

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National kiss day

Hey its September 2 lets kiss

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