the day the most precious people in the world are born. If you’re born on march 15th you have the sweetest soul in the whole wide world and whoever gets to be around you is very lucky.
by your mimosa September 22, 2023
congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.
shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?
by im not special lol March 1, 2022
March 15 is the probably the date of a Pisces's Birthday ( which is mine) and it is very special for them but Pisces are feisty, friendly, HORRIBLE LIARS(sometimez), and Pretty, make good kids, Good in the bed, freak(freaky), and Loyal depending the person
by Shhaawwttyyyyyyy November 22, 2021
1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.
2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.
3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.
3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.
Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 28, 2022
He is the Best gorilla tag player, in fact if you see him you should just give up because he’s to good.
by brownmonkvr May 1, 2022
The Worlds best Gorilla Tag player. No matter what happens to the game or him he will still conquer Gorilla Tag
“I heard 15.gt is the best at gorilla tag.” “Yeah” “but I heard he can’t Lucio run” “oh yeah” “what, it’s not like he doesn’t have 2 hands” “oh but it is, 1 hand and still the best, ask him to vert, GAME OVER”
by Lousy.gt June 27, 2022
1. Guys prepare for january 15, your girl will flood you pics of her in a thong🙈
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋
by katrinapetrova4578 January 14, 2022