13th Of September: A day when a very shmexy boy is born. That boy is ThomasDaBeast and he will thrash you at minecraft. This boy is very stupid and should shut up on the 1st Of September. This boy has no common sense and is very stupid. He is very fit and gets all the ladies.

Woahhh It’s the 13th September That’s Thomas’s Birthday.

Woah man that’s radical.
Ikr.
Let’s say happy birthday.
Yeah man.

13th September by Shmexy Beast September 1, 2020

13th September

THE DAY MY HANDSOME CRUSH WAS BORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

person1 : "happy bday"

person2: "wow I didn't know you remembered my bday being on 13th September!"

person1: "of course I would. I LIKE you."

(i actually have a crush born on this day but im way too shy to talk to him) -Author

13th September by al_aa September 4, 2023

September 13th

The day where you are legally allowed to reverse everything.

Mom : IM GONNA BEAT YO WITH THE BELT

Son : It’s September 13th....

September 13th by Ugly_sshoe October 28, 2019

13th January & September

Abuse Yichao day

Look it's the 13th January & September , we need to abuse Yichao

13th January & September by Not Yichao January 13, 2022

September 13th

September 13th, the birthday of king vamp. The greatest person to ever touch a microphone. It is an honor to live on the same planet with Playboi Carti

“I bet you can’t guess who’s birthday it is on September 13th” “who?” “Playboi carti!”

September 13th by vermigerous September 7, 2021

September 13th

Make out with or crush/bf/gf day. If you can’t do it that day do it in the month of September.🤍🖇

Niyah:Hey babe today is make out with your crush/gf/bf
September 13th
James: SAY LESS👀

September 13th by Niyah🤍🖇 September 12, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026