1200 Baud Duking

Setting up a classic computer like a Commodore 64, Tandy 1000 or Apple IIe in your Dukatorium and using a modem to call into a BBS at 1200 baud while relieving oneself.

I didn't mind have diarrhea as I was 1200 baud duking to play L.O.R.D and The Pit for my daily turns.