Any girl that is not 18 (AKA of legal age) is automatically labeled as being 12.
Guy A: Ummm there is WAYYY too much 12 here for my taste.

Guy B: Great... I shouldn't have to card my own dates!
by Rock Hardigan September 27, 2008
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the age at which most kids think its cool to say "thats so fucking retarded" after every sentence.claim that music is their life and have silly little relationships that never work out
child1: thats sofucking retarded
kid2: wow you cursed you must be really cool
teenager: they must be like 12
by mofo17 March 24, 2009
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Without any doubt what so ever, 12 is the greatest number of all time. it's not likely that anyone does'nt know this but for those of you who want to be reminded of just how good 12 is here... Months in a Year? Hours in a.m? some of the finest rugby players have worn 12, the number of the inside centre jersey in union. The board of friends officialy recognized this, and one of it's main aims is to spread the knowledge of this fact. In the history of the universe,only 12 things have happened, numer 3 being dinosaurs and number 11 being star wars. this isn't a crackpot theory, throughout any given day you will see at least three 12 references. Snoop Dogg's favourite number is also 12.
"everyone knows 12 is great. even dead people still appreciate the 12th of the month"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 06, 2006
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People who are younger than you, you call them "12".
Kid on Xbox live: Omg!!!How did I miss that shot!
Me: Shut up, you're 12.
by Hottish September 18, 2015
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Verb: the act of giving oral sex to someone

Noun: a person that gives blow jobs
Jaunito: yo man how was last night?

Pedro: man it was great!!

Juanito: why what happened?

Pedro: I got a 1-2 from hoedini

by random boner club February 04, 2010
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The combination of #1 and #2. In other words, when you have to pee and poop.
by z JF z December 14, 2009
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Not just a number, but the strings of the universe that keep our reality stable. This can be used as the number following 11 and before 13 but…

There is something more to the number, it appears more the more you know about it. It’s not some silly lucky number but an entity which surpasses human understanding of life and death and all things. The ‘number’ can be used in a multitude of different ways when using it’s true meaning. It is impossible to just say this is how you use the ‘number’ because as I said it’s not one that was meant for the human tongue so we can only adapt it to certain situations

If the ‘number’ is overused it’s meaning means less to you and spreads to other life forms and latches onto them and speaks whispers of unknown origins that flow across brainwaves and into the deep space.

There is no definitive origin but plenty of stories which I have no time to explain here about where it has been and seen and created through its raw power.

12 can be used in so many unbelievable ways the examples are merely a demonstration of the all knowing beings that lurk on this plane of existence and all others. 12 is more than all knowing, all loving and all powerful it is all as it is and shall forever be. It is not a number mere mortal but us and more as we know it.
Senriklah: “Yo Tom, you Salamander licking mongloid, when’s the next sesh”
Tom: “nah like, 12th shoe when we sit in the light ray of the moon”
Senriklah: “…calm”

Miss Chrondog: “right okay, what’s 54-12-40+30”
Tom: “oi Miss, I know hehehehehe, like 12 innit heheheheh”
Miss Chrondog: “No Tom”
-meanwhile in the seventh realm-
????: “The one lighter than nothing has shifted in his ancient slumber of deep colour, maybe it’s true, maybe the end of us is nigh, the 12 is nigh, the shadow of life has grown larger than life itself and now we shall relish in the shroud, akkuyme se chronic sumblah”
*???? vanishes…but not to a place that we do not know of, a place where all have been, but all shall die, yet prosper and relish in the life in death*
by The Void, the all, the 11… February 27, 2019
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