When you're soo bored in class or work you type the most random thing. Some consider this to be the final, or one of the final, stages of boredom.
When Our teacher was talking on and on and on, Jerry decided to start typing 11qqaazz22wwssxx33eeddcc44rrffvv55ttggbb66yyhhnn77uujjmm88iikk99ooll00pp instead of listening to the teacher, which is why he'll be failing math.
When you have already typed your way down the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm rabbit hole and now you are making your own definitions, exploring the world of boredom.
I just typed 11qqaazzxxssww2233eeddccvvffrr4455ttggbbnnhhyy6677uujjmmkkii8899oollpp00, I feel especially bored today.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'