1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

3 1/2 inch floppy 

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

3 1/2 inch floppy by memememememememememememe May 4, 2006

3 1/2 inch floppy 

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

3 1/2 inch floppy by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet 

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet by Jerzley July 30, 2006