-gasm

A suffix that can be attached to just about any noun in the English language.

You can have a shoegasm, chocogasm, hottiegasm, hippiegasm, musigasm, artgasm.
Whatever makes you "cream your jeans", persay. Just shorten the word up and stick gasm on the end and you can use it as a noun.

"I had a total Musigasm when I went to the String Cheese Incident show at Bonnaroo."

-gasm by Wendy Lane 3/4 December 3, 2004

-gasm

Suffix used to describe the elated feeling caused by a particular item, which can be attached to any noun to create the desired effect.

That hawaiian bread is so freaking good, every time I eat it i get a breadgasm.
I was walking through the department store, when I ran across this HUGE clearance sale... I almost had a sale-gasm.

-gasm by MandyM June 11, 2006

-gasm

A suffix that, when added to any word, describes a strong feeling of comfort, pleasure, or relief.

A suffix that, when added to any word, describes the sound one makes in association with a strong feeling of comfort, pleasure, or relief.

Stretch-gasm : The sound that one makes, or the feeling one gets after a good morning stretch.

Chair-gasm : The feeling that one gets when the leather recliner is kicked back and the back massager is on.

Yawn-gasm : The sound that one makes after a particularly satisfying yawn.

-gasm by Bill Dennis July 16, 2008

-gasm

A -gasm is anything that makes a guy's cock feel cumtastic and cum-gasmic.

I sucked Matt's big toe and I had toe-gasm!

-gasm by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

-gasm

A suffix determining the sense of ecstasy and elation, bound within the subject of its root word. Not to be confused with people having his or her "mind blown."

-gasm can be used with any word and added after any pre-existing suffix of the root word (e.g., constructiongasm).

The TED Conference is like a nerdgasm for any professional in their field.

You just gave me a mindgasm!

-gasm

-gasm by SmokyMirrors January 26, 2011

Unomen 

When a guy masturbates to himself in the mirror.

He thinks so much of himself he performs unomen.

Unomen by David Manu June 11, 2021

apioform 

Derived from the Latin "apis" (bee) and "forma" (figure), "apioform" can be used as an insult, compliment, random placeholder, or for any purpose whatsoever. Mostly used in the context of esoteric programming languages, somehow. The word can be expanded by inserting or prepending prefixes such as "cryo", "pyro", "chrono", "contra" or "meta" to convey additional meaning, e.g. "cryoapiocontraform". An older form was "apiohazard", for hazardous apioforms, but this has fallen out of use.

Despite some isolated claims to the contrary, apioforms are not considered a memetic hazard.

You are like 3 (three) apioforms.
What even is an apioform?
Alright, apioforms.
Ideatic chronoapioforms in meta-ubqvian space.
That idea is isomorphic to 34 apioforms!
games and other programs that are apioformic to run on linux or openbsd.
It graphs apioform concentration (including retroactively) over time.
anyway "lyric make macron" would make a fine sequel to beware apioforms and "fixing ewo" yes
apioforms are form-suffixed apios
anyway i need to rotate in the xz plane so bees and apioforms are plentiful.
apioform you're not listening to me.

apioform by gollark November 27, 2020