"We don't have any good words for today."
"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
"Nah..."
"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
"Nah..."
by JamesInTO April 02, 2009
Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
by XxKMEOxX April 04, 2009
Fags with fangs who clearly don't understand the fact they're already damned, so 'restraining' from killing humans(also animals) doesn't do shit for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.
Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him 'principled', thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
by Mina Drakul April 04, 2009
1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.
2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.
3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.
3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
by HappyCabbit April 02, 2009
by Twilight Princess November 12, 2008
A phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. BUT, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be "A vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh". But then what's the point of being a vampire??? It just doesn't make sense.
by Worder3440 April 03, 2009
god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...
by dey exist December 18, 2008