0

0 means nothing.

I have 0 friends...

0 by lego adam November 9, 2016

0

The number of fucks that one gives.

Person 1: Excuse me, sir, can you spare a fuck?
Person 2: I am truly sorry, I have 0 fucks left.

0 by gnodaB November 6, 2013

0

The amount of times you have had sex

Jim: hey Steve, how many times have you had sex?
Steve: 0
Jim: that sucks

0 by RadFox July 23, 2018

0

The number before 1 but after -1
Without this we would be nothing

-1 0 1 The normal sequence of numbers from -1 going to 1

0 by Edward Blair May 15, 2006

0

A number donating nothingness, the absence of anything at all.

0 isn't nothing, it's a number.

0 by Anonymous May 30, 2003

0

0

0

0 by PEE MOON March 12, 2021

0

Where Captain Planet is taking pollution.

Person A: hey, can I litter here?
Person B: yeah, don't worry about it, Captain Planet will take it down to 0 for you.

0 by Curtbash August 25, 2008