When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)
by SasiiDee December 22, 2013
The sigh you have when someone like mr. Alexander doesn't understand a very simple wordplay or something obvious.
Very closely related to facepalm, but expressed as a sigh.
Very closely related to facepalm, but expressed as a sigh.
Person 1: Do you know where the definition of the long drink esa-anssi comes from?
Alexander: hmm, I really have no idea
Person 2: *facepalm sigh...* It comes from esanssi.
Alexander: hmm, I really have no idea
Person 2: *facepalm sigh...* It comes from esanssi.
by Al Copone December 22, 2019
this deserves an implified facepalm
by swag965 October 17, 2013
How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.
Can be abbreviated as "FPI."
Can be abbreviated as "FPI."
"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"
"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."
"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."
by timdub June 12, 2012
A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)
Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."
Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*
Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*
by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 15, 2012
A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
by IsThatARetoricalQuestion June 2, 2010