Gamer Facepalm

When your unepic Girlfriend asks to pause your game, but you can't so you facepalm.

Person 412:Sweetie, can you pause that game for a second.
Person131:Honey, this game is online I can't pause it!
Person 412:Can you just pause it
Person131:*Gamer Facepalm*

by EPIC GAMER!!!! February 11, 2019

Facepalm Gay

Someone who is so overwhelmingly, flamboyantly gay, you can't help but smack yourself in the face.

Must be differentiated from someone who is just gay, but not overly flamboyant.

Person 1:"Hey, you see that kid over there wearing all pink singing 'Born This Way'?"

Person 2: "Holy Shit. He is a facepalm gay"

by theycallmejon1 October 22, 2011

Peek-a-boo Facepalm

A Peek-a-boo Facepalm is when it becomes so bad you have to peek to make sure it was really that bad.

I was with a friend and he did a trick on his bike and faceplanted...I had to do a Peek-a-boo Facepalm.

by Navaih June 5, 2010

Counter Facepalm

When someone's overruse of the facepalm meme actually makes you want to do it as a response.

"That facepalm meme is so overrused."
"That's why I use Counter Facepalm."

by MM132 October 26, 2012

facepalm dab

When someone are dabbing the wrong way, you can either say "Facepalm dab" or just do the "Facepalm dab" - slap yourself in the face while dabbing.

Person 1: *tries to dab*
Person 2: What was that?

Person 1: A dab
Person 2: No, it was a Facepalm dab *while doing the facepalm dab"

by DeadlineMaestro February 23, 2017

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

szent facepalm

when you want to die but someone revives you instead

that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm

by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018