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The chinese character for that horrible feeling you get when you have to poop but cannot find a toilet.
"God I feel so 囧 today!"
by ShockerPoop September 8, 2013
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囧 jiǒng ㄐㄩㄥˇ 古同“冏”。
郑码:JDOL,U:56E7,GBK:87E5
纵横码:6
五笔:LWMV
超音:DVF5  
笔画数:7,部首:囗,笔顺编号:2534251

(二)字义
“八”——眉眼
“口”——嘴
原义:光明
网义:郁闷、悲伤、无奈等

在网络文化中,它的内小“八”字视为眉眼,“口”视为嘴。它的内涵就是:
  1,作为头。表达沉重的思想。
  2,作为脸。表达浪漫与激情。而在失意体前屈文化中,它的作用是前者。
  3,也常常表示郁闷的表情。
囧中自有囧中囧,囧囧中有囧终中
囧适囧囧囧囧囧,囧囧囧又囧囧囧
囧是商囧又或冏,囧中亦有囧中终
囧亦囧囧,不囧非不囧,窘又不是囧
囧囧有囧,冏又看似囧,那麼多个囧
冏如加横又是囧,囧也看似冏
囧,囧囧,囧中囧,囧中囧又囧,
囧中自有囧中囧,囧囧中有囧中囧又囧
囧囧囧非囧囧中有囧是囧囧又囧囧囧中有囧又看似囧
囧囧中有囧囧囧,囧囧非囧中自有囧中囧
囧又囧,冏也不是囧,冏中冏又非囧中囧
囧中囧有囧也有冏,囧囧囧中没有冏冏自有冏中冏
囧中囧非冏中冏,也并非窘中窘
心中有囧则懂囧,念完才会囧
by electronixtar August 3, 2008
Currently the last symbol on Urban Dictionary.

I believe it is Chinese.
by Godfrey13 January 17, 2009

互刷-囧西游 

Insult regarding incest tendencies in western regions originating from west China and the Taiwanese region. Direct translation: incest brushing, journey to the west.
Them: I’m going to USA next year!
Me: 互刷-囧西游
互刷-囧西游 by clair99 March 23, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026