When fingering a guy, you accidentally enter the cock hole, and simultaneously entering the asshole, you keep going. This will ruin your life through high school and you will never be able to have a relationship with anyone! EVER!
When you go on a trail and you take a fat wet diarrhea shit, you then realize that you cannot wipe, luckily your in the forest so you use the leaves. However, you still don't feel very clean, you then remember you have a mask, so you wipe with the mask. After this whole time you need to piss, so you go back to your shit and piss in the shit.
The art of pulling an Alex is when in a group of people a majority of the group leaves the other part of the group behind. This dates back to 1450 B.C.