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asdf lkj

Something one does when bored and on a computer and decides to type it in a search engine to see what comes up

Did you see Gabe Shah searching asdf lkj what loser

asdf lkj by Littlest Lamb July 21, 2014

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;lkj fdsa

what you type when you line up your fingers on the keyboard and press down on the keys from right to left. also what you type when you're bored and want to see if there is a definition for this on urban dictionary

Friend 1 on email: ;lkj fdsa
Friend 2: what does that mean?
Friend 1: I was bored.

;lkj fdsa by AKAKW47 February 15, 2018

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asdf;lkj by asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;l November 11, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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