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'87 Hetfield 

The pinnacle of awesomeness (Origin: In 1987, Metallica's James Hetfield was the pinnacle of awesomeness. Thus, the term "'87 Hetfield" applies to anything that can be considered to be the most awesome of the awesome, the most badass of the badass.)
"Dude, you're telling me that while he was passed out in the next room, you fucked his drunk girlfriend on their couch twice AND once with a beer bottle? That's totally '87 Hetfield!"
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'87 Hetfield 

1) Something that can't get any better. 2) The most rocking year for the most rocking dude, Metallica's James Hetfield.
1) "Hey man, did you try the coke slushie? It's totally '87 Hetfield!"

2)"Most rocking year and most rocking dude? I'd have to go with '87 Hetfield."

'87 Hetfield 

a synonym for cool, awesome, sleek, bad-ass, smooth, masculine, desirable, bearded, fast, incredible, better than you, etc. (based on Metallica's front-man James Hetfield)
hey man, that's '87 Hetfield.
'87 Hetfield by Terror Hubris September 9, 2010

87 hetfield 

Cooler than cool, The pinnacle of awesomeness
Dude, that backflip off the garage was totally 87 hetfield
87 hetfield by Leonardfromcanada October 24, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016