$hillary 

Hillary Clinton's desire for presidential power and untold wealth has made her a corporate mouth piece, a shill for Wall Street. Starting with the word "Shill" replace the letter "S" with her god the almighty dollar symbol. Next put Her name after that and you've got $hillary! A variation on that would be $hbillary, once you throw Bill into the mix. Or you could go with $hilliary. The possibilities are endless.

Wall Street Exec 1: "Why does it look like $hillary Clinton put on 35 pounds?"

Exec #2: "Because Citibank just hired her for a speaking engagement, and when she was done they stuffed her $675,000 fee down her goddamn pants suit. You should have seen it! The $hill' finished it off with her classic 'Cut it out!' line and it brought the house down! A couple guys who had too much to drink laughed so hard they peed their fuckin' pants! One of them even bought her pants right off her because his pants were drenched . Christ he was dancin' around the room in them and pretend g he was The $hill'!! Fortunately she had a spare back pants suit with her and put it on which is good because that thong she was wearing was funny and shit but it didn't do it for me."

Exec 1: "You know I'm having a party in two weeks, do you think I could book her?"

Exec 2: "Yeah! She'll do anything for a buck. So will her husband. Get both of them. Then you can get the comedy stylings of $hbillary!"

$hillary by Right Moves June 5, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004