A #McDate is where to humans go on a date to McDonald's but one of the humans are to poor to take you out some where nice and expensive
connor: "hey baby want to do on a date?"
shannon: "where to?"
connor: "McDonalds?"
shannon: " oh my god you spoil me babe a #McDate is way to expensive"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.