A system of government that favors mediocrity, and destroys innovation. Advocated by the extreme zealot liberals who get it into their heads that being wealthy is a "bad" thing.

Everyone does a half-assed job in everything they do (if they work at all) because there is NO incentive to do it well or compete with anyone else. The idea of an enlighted man doing it for the betterment of society is a pipe dream. No one is that big of a tool.
Communism - A friend of mine roomed with a communist and he mooched food, art supplies, and used his stuff without asking. This commi's greatest aspiration is life was to become homeless, because "it's better than having to sell your labor."
by Rynoth December 9, 2007
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A failed economic system because it provides no incentive for citizens to innovate.
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After his trust fund was depleted Seth turned to communism.
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The life span of communism= 1. valuable observations about the short comings of the free market system.
2. Stupid hypothesis formed to address these observations.
3. Conclusion= David Hassellhoff atop the Berlin Wall and Vladimir Putin's oversized bank account.
Utopia can't be created on Earth. This is why communism is a fundamentally flawed idea.
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A contraction for the career or position of "Community Organizer."

Obama's coming to the political scene in the U.S.A. made much of the world aware of this unusual "occupation."

If being a Community Organizer is such an "important" career, then it deserves a contraction or antonym like nearly all other important careers have.
The current American President Barack Obama's previous career experience was primarily as a CommuNizer.
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An economic systen the claims to support workers, yet oddly enough all the workers seem to get shot or starve under the system. Usually advocated by people who don't actually live in Communist countries and have never taken an economic class before. Despite the fact that there are communist countries in the world,they don't bother moving to one.
He was shot because he didn't let the communists "redstribute" his land so they could let the people "share" it.
by SomeoneElsePW May 30, 2005
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