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the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.
1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.
douched by jess owns you. June 11, 2005
"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"
A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.
My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.
douched by ek9sam December 23, 2011
Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs
You were well and truely douched maaan!
douched by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005
VERB - to make sissy-like, or fuck up in a really gay kinda way
*Drew looks at Kevin's myspace* "Dude, Kevin's mom totally douched his myspace."
Douched by Kevinsbaybii December 2, 2007
When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.
Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.
Douched by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021