russian trombone

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

by Chris March 9, 2005

russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003

Russian Trombone

The act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your butt hole.

Bro, last night I got a russian trombone from this Indian hooker and my butt hole is still moist!

by GRDN June 28, 2012

Russian Trombone

When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.

Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones

by Juventude September 12, 2017

Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

by omarstones July 9, 2014

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018