minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

Double Faced Entendre

“Somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angle, and another side being a devil”
-Olivier Tree

I'm a goner, I lost her
Like why the hell you wanna
Play me that way, you're bad babe
You double faced entendre

by Olivertree123 June 25, 2021

Liquor Faced

the act of getting straight up loser pissed.

I got so liquor faced this morning and am unable to help you move your couch

by K-bathsalts June 18, 2013

The Ranoss Face

A look of incredible disappointment or annoyance, sometimes a mixture of the two.

"Ah man, he's doing The Ranoss Face again. I hate it, It always makes me feel like I did something wrong."

by uwugiver May 25, 2020

butthead face dog cur

Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.

I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.

by yoyodawwwwg March 22, 2019

tarte face

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji

omg you have a tarte face!

by gooberbebe June 28, 2021

Your Face

The ultimate comeback for absolutely everything.

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .

by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021