Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

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an inch off the wall

When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.

Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.

by King of All Questions April 11, 2021

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Shits wacking off

When something is amazing and is just hitting different

Hey Connor, What do you think about these visuals?

Connor: shits wacking off

by operation fiscal jackhammer April 11, 2021

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Fuck off

When you want to tell someone to go away, but you want to do in a very offensive way.

Annoying guy: I fucked your sister last night.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

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Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

by D’Ralph April 14, 2021

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National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by anonymous April 21, 2021

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