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Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
mugGet the Jackin off = NO GAINSmug.

Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,

Ty is the place where you can go
Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring
by Fartish girl with dire a May 22, 2021
mugGet the Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,mug.
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<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Hop off

Disrespectfully telling Nihja to hoop off Dirk’s cock
Nihja : wat do u see ?
Dirk : you on my cock still hop off
by Mr hop off July 20, 2022
mugGet the Hop offmug.

Shut the fk off

*Repeat this phrase in response to any comment that doesn’t sit well with you*

“Shut the fk off”
by Nagam September 18, 2020
mugGet the Shut the fk offmug.

Doze off

Fall asleep slowly, probably out of boredom.
Ed, you'll be in court so long the judge is gonna doze off.
by MrBigDig March 26, 2024
mugGet the Doze offmug.

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.
He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.
by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025
mugGet the Butter Beat-Offmug.

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