Dirty jordan

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007
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Dirty Arab

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and she gets shit on your dick. You grab the nearest toilet paper roll, grab some tissue and quickly wrap it around the tip of your penis. Then, turn said "bitch" around and shove your newly turband dick down the "bitch's" throat.
last night the bitch was givin' me shit so, I Dirty Arab'd that cunt!
by John smith the 101dth December 17, 2008
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Dirty Kelli

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.
by TeeHeeItsASecret April 4, 2020
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Dirty Eva

A dirty Eva is when you have your period and it goes flying out of your pants
Bridget:omg yesterday I pulled a dirty Eva it was so embarrising.
Danielle:I bet
by Jannie stories 1 April 17, 2020
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dirty bello

while eating the pussy,or sucking dick in doggie style position, the female, or male squirts a little poop in your eye.
dude last night i went down on the girl i took home from the bar, and i got a dirty bello.
by momo July 1, 2006
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dirty mars

When a boy tries to stick his wang up his booty hole but it slips out and sprays poop on his pants, creating a mars-textured pattern in his pants.
By the time I was done with my dirty Mars my underwear looked like a Jackson Polluck painting.
by Maple Muck April 15, 2020
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Dirty snedeker

when a guy sticks his fingers in a another guys butt hole and then saves the giz for the other guy to use to rinse his mouth out after brushing his teeth and then uses it as shavin cream
Tim and Charlie brushed their teeth together this morning... what dirty snedekers.
by Chelsea Charlie Tim Mag December 13, 2007
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