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how do i top lesbians?

uttered by Captain Marvel’s Brie Larson to Valkyrie’s Tessa Thompson at the ACE Comic Con panel "Captain Marvel & Valkyrie: A Conversation with Brie Larson and Tessa Thompson"
"How do I top lesbians?"

"I’m sure the lesbians can show you after."
by RedRanger92 October 15, 2019
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I don't have any gum

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.
by namer-of-names January 16, 2012
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I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."
Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.
by Harrison's Girl March 31, 2020
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i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.
BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."
by popcultureicon May 13, 2005
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I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.
I don't give two bollocks about what other people think
by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010
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I Don't Like To Label Myself

The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.
When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send
1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
by comfybat September 6, 2020
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