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Gay mirage

When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time
I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.
by clevercrow May 18, 2024
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Gay

Aa/ Gay is when to men or woman likes eachother
Eyy did u see changbin and felix yesterday? They literally have to be gay
by Staykids March 5, 2020
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Gay

Logan Paul sucks dick everyday and that’s pretty fucking gay.
by Justbetweenus January 11, 2020
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Gay

When a man or male is sexually or romantically attracted to another man or male.

Gay = Homosexual
I work at a gay club, where gay men go to drink and find someone to hook up with.

Penguins can be gay, which is great because a gay penguin couple that can't lay eggs will parent the abandoned eggs of the previous staight penguin parents.
by Jelly The Queen March 22, 2022
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turning girls gay

when black women dont like big black pp its to big tyrone im gonna take the kids and bust
i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)
by y1uittywuyfuwguhg October 21, 2023
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Gay Jet Fighter

A gay sexual act where one male lays down face up the other male sits on his penis and performs anal sex. The male laying down then uses the erect penis of the male on top and pretends he is flying a fighter jet.

When the male on top is about to ejaculate, he screams “I’m going to eject”.
Daniel: I tried out the Gay Jet Fighter with Zac last night!
Brad: Wow man, how did that go?
Daniel: It was so immersive, it felt like I was in a real COCKpit!
by Hakken April 5, 2025
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