A loaf of white people

A group of white people.

A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.
I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.

Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.

I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.
by Niker4404 March 27, 2024
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White Curious

(adj. or noun)
A mindset or impulse where someone briefly considers doing something wild, risky, or just plain questionable—usually something they know better than to try—but still entertains the idea because it's the kind of thing that (stereotypically) only white people seem to do.
Think: DIY submarines headed for the ocean floor, hiking solo into bear country, or joining a cult "for the experience."
I was white curious for a second and almost signed up for a silent retreat in the woods with no electricity or phone service.
by Koco D June 11, 2025
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white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 30, 2023
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White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.
"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"
by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019
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white tooth

A squirrel eating Cheerios off your nipples.
I got a white tooth on the porch today.
by Shazzlemcbazzle January 06, 2014
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White Simpremacist

A term for people that aren't overt white supremacists but struggle or refuse to acknowledge or speak out against them.
Matt want to split hairs about the Proud Boys not being a white supremacist group, he would rather deflect and obfuscate.

What is he, some kind of White Simpremacist?
by Nerdshard October 02, 2020
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White socks

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.
Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.
by Theyseemetrollin42 November 29, 2020
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