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Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
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stella getting ha groove back

stella getting ha groove back means an old lady with kids that are grown asl but starts back dating a person who isn't the father of ha grown children.
Ouuhhhh.... how has your granny been?
Oh, she's been good but Stella getting ha groove back on tho with Mr.James down the street at the store.
by smartheadkid__leah May 23, 2023
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Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 12, 2018
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Getting Viced

When you're having sex with someone and you're close, so they grab the sides of your face to look in your eyes and watch you cum.

Named because they're holding your face straight similar to how a vice grips things.
I was getting viced the other day by Sarah, I think I might be in love.
by MoonrBert December 28, 2020
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Ran (or get pan)

Ran (or get pan) is a racist war crime committer, he also hates the French
''Why does Ran (or get pan) hate us French people?''
''Because you guys existed''
by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023
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getting a rabies shot

Yeah, I'm getting a rabies shot this afternoon.
by Grapejuiciest April 21, 2021
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Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry
John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “
by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021
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