Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

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Balls

Balls are where pee is stored

Dude I just had the greatest piss, now my balls are drained

by Gynosaurus May 8, 2020

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Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

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this is when a girl uses demolishes a boys testicle ,balls, or grapes.

you can kick and squeeze a man nuts. the will often scream cry or may die
it is a good torture method
girl find it funny and they also enjoy watching boy's nuts get busted it is satisfying

kick in the nuts or balls example
Girl :find out her boyfriend is cheating on her .
boy:hey babe*gets his nuts grabbed*
girl: *squeezes harder*
boy*lets out a whimper and starts begging for forgiveness*
girl: squeezes even harder till she hers 2 pops
BOY: starts to throw up and cry
girl: lets go only to stomp on his nuts when he is on the floor "nobody cheats on me and gets away with it
boy: wishes he was never born and cries from some hours holding his crushed sack

by jink234 September 4, 2023

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milk ball

Someone who is being silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context.

Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! He’s my little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Aww! You guys are the cutest couple.”
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Person 1: “Ewww! He’s being so creepy and weird. I’m so scared.”
Person 2: “WTF! He’s such a milk ball…”

by Ril the critter January 24, 2025

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