bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.

Patrick was bearding off this morning

by Resin factory September 25, 2020

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Bitch off of cocaine

To bitch out/ die due to a drug overdone (specifically cocaine)

1. It's a shame Ryan was to bitch off of cocaine

2. I can't believe he's gone, he really went and bitched off of cocaine

by RestorativeEntrusion June 3, 2023

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Bung off

A way of telling somebody to fuck off!

Me "Oh bung off"
Other person (Swears at me and leaves)

by Marauder Mors June 12, 2018

Booty Back Off

Used in self defense.

Booty back off is defined as aiming your booty at an opponent as a defensive action and threatening to release flatulence.

by Bear11 April 20, 2020

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025