One-Hit Wonder

(Noun) A one hit wonder is when you smoke the whole bowl of weed in one hit

I took a one-hit wonder from my new bong last night and it got me super high.

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.

I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.

by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021

one substraction

other name for one addition (or one direction if you prefer)
Lewis Toplinson. hanged the name to one addition and then changed it again to one substraction after getting wrong informations from an interviewer…
Interviewer: … One addition
Lewis Toplinson: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION

ONE SUBSTRACTION

Have you heard that One Direction is on hiatus (fuck 18 months)?
Do you mean One substraction? If so yes i heard about “18 months”

by readmakemebegonwattpad February 11, 2022

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

The Dark Ones

A peaceful, human descended telepathical creature with jet black skin, tall and slim physique, that exist in the metro universe.

The dark ones are coming they destroyed the outer guardpost.

by StarDUST384 May 28, 2019

She's The One!!

what a mf says about a girl he openly states that he likes. its one of those things that dudes do when they find a girl they WANT more than anything else in the world. shiiiit this mf would prolly travel half way round the world for this girl and still keep on going. but its not usually all what he thinks it is. when they get together for a couple of months or years but dont do anything to make it more serious (ex: sex, marriage, a kiss, anything that would move the relationship forward) the dude will eventually find out he doesnt really like this girl and will most likely move on from her. its just one of those times in life where dudes and girls learn about what love really is and what to find in a person.

Jamal: Bro you need to calm down, shes not all THAT
Brayden: Nah bro i swear SHE'S THE ONE!!!
Jamal & Others: Whatever bro...

by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" November 24, 2022