The Dirty Jose is a traditional love making skill from a small town outside of Guadalupe, Mexico. After bringing his swollen member to climax in the buttocks of his partner, the man proceeds remove the cum and fecal mixture and put in in his partner's belly button. He then makes sweet, slow love to his partner's belly button with his right index finger (using your left finger is considered inappropriate and is highly frowned upon in most circles).
I find that wearing a low-ride thong makes it much easier for my BF to dirty jose me after he humps my anus.
by Owena Anderjohnson March 14, 2007
When you and your buddies stop somewhere to pee, "Dirty Dick" is the act of picking up a handful of dirt and tossing it in your buddy's pants before he can zip up.
It is customary to shout, "Dirty Dick!" as you do it... then run like hell.
It is customary to shout, "Dirty Dick!" as you do it... then run like hell.
A few times in my life, I have Dirty Dicked a friend. Hurry up and finish peeing yourself, then grab a handful of dirt. Pick your slowest peeing friend and toss the dirt into his pants as he is finishing up, while shouting, "Dirty Dick!"
by Chaud Caliente August 01, 2012
That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!
by ladaf#@$inda October 30, 2007
The "art" of inserting the tip of a pressured air canister into your anus and releasing the pressure into the large intestine in an attempt to inflate it like a balloon.
by BaitForTheZombies February 20, 2015
matt: yo bro listen to this!
kevin: what happened bro?
matt: i had some white castle and when me and jen were getting it on i couldnt hold it in so i let it rip and gave her a dirty jennifer!
kevin: what happened bro?
matt: i had some white castle and when me and jen were getting it on i couldnt hold it in so i let it rip and gave her a dirty jennifer!
by xosexaddict4evah August 30, 2009
When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."
Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.
by seymour buttz April 19, 2006
by zwerxtcyvubijnom December 13, 2006