lying about sex

When you brag about having sex to people but it never happened

do you remember when Trippin got caught lying about sex the other day?

by Jimmyalbert09 August 30, 2017

Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

international oral sex

means that no matter where he goes he gets to have oral sex with women

Josh: I've got so much money i could have oral sex anywhere

dequan: damn dude that's what we call international oral sex

by bigdoodbigtits August 23, 2018

Sweaty bum sex

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!

Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

Swimming Sex Machine

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off

Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!

by rozennn June 2, 2018

Flamin' Chonk Sex

Sex between two heckin' chonks on fire.

When two Chonks love each other very much, they do the Flamin' Chonk Sex. Hopefully they both finish on time.

by TheySeeMeRowan June 30, 2019

Better than SEX

Memories you share including couple dining! Late night messages & other next level.

Multiple men burger is better than sex!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019