Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

Butt muenchousen by proxy

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents

Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.

by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020

Ivy butt

An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.

If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏

Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?

Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!

Guy1: should I go talk to her?

Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.

by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020

Girlfriend butt

When a woman’s butt is not too big nor not too small, something you can perfectly fit in your hand.

“She has the perfect girlfriend butt for my boyfriend dick”

by InquisitiveFish January 24, 2023

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013

regurgitated anal butt vapor

recycled fart.

You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor

by htx.sealeaf May 22, 2018

Butt Clott

When your butt hair is tangled so that it traps feces in a similar process to flies in a spiderweb.

Ah shit, now I've gotta snip my butt clott.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019